Art Gallery – Oil and Charcoal Paintings
September 2nd, 2010 / 2 Comments » / by Fukkad
Charcoal Paintings by Shweta, Prahlad Nagar, Ahmedabad, India
Charcoal Paintings by Shweta, Prahlad Nagar, Ahmedabad, India
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Why only Indians are Re-Born? (Mystery solved!)
August 31st, 2009 / 1 Comment » / by Devdas
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep c rouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!’
The Lord said, ‘Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.’
Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’
Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’
Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’
Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this .. Hold on.’
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell..I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai – pakora shop, which I had to stop..I am requesting Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth”.
(Indians will be Indians..)
So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!
Doctor’s Advice
August 31st, 2010 / 1 Comment » / by joker
Doctor’s Advice
An old man went to the doctor to get a physical checkup. The doctor examined him and gave him some advice for his health.
The next day, the doctor saw the man walking down the street hand in hand with a beautiful young lady.
“Hello,” the doctor said. “You look well.”
“I feel well!” the man replied. “I took your advice, doctor. I’m doing just what you said: Get a hot mama and be cheerful!”
“No, you misheard me,” the doctor said. “What I said was, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!’ “
Famous Tweeted Quotes
August 25th, 2010 / No Comments » / by Fukkad
“Enjoy life, there’s plenty of time to be dead” – Unknown
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” – Buddha
“The important thing is not to stop questioning” – Albert Einstein
“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye” – Antoine De Saint-Exupesy
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known” – Carl Sagan
Coffee Addict
August 20th, 2010 / 1 Comment » / by Fukkad
Are you a coffee addict? Probably, knowing how much coffee people drink these days. To determine if you are a true blue addict, see if any of the following applies to you:
1. Juan Valdez named his mule after you.
2. You chew on both your own fingernails and your roommate’s.
3. You can jump-start your car without cables.
4. You often do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
5. You can’t remember your second cup.
6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
9. You don’t sweat, you percolate.
10. You nodded at least once while reading this list.
Classic One-liners
August 12th, 2010 / No Comments » / by Fukkad
“The two rules in my office. Rule 1: The boss is always right. Rule 2: If the boss is wrong, refer to rule #1.”
“If it weren’t for the ‘last minute’, nothing would get done.”
“Having sex is like bridge. You either need a good partner, or a good hand.”
“Always borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back!”
Stupid Things People Say When You Lose
August 4th, 2010 / 1 Comment » / by Maverick
When you lose at a competition, there always are people around to console you. Especially, the other teams too. Its okay, you know you lost. Maybe you weren’t as wel prepared, maybe it was just sheer bad luck, but dumb asses still have to come up to you and say “Its fine you lost. Someone has to win, someone has to lose”
Yeah, I get it! That’s why its called competition. Here’s what else they say
Its participation that matters, winning is secondary
That’s right as long as I win!
You will win next time
Yeah, so you’re a soothsayer now, huh?
Its okay! We lost too.
Sorry we don’t talk to losers.
I am sure you were good. Others were better than you that’s why they won
Oh really? I thought it was all about sleeping with the judges
You didn’t lose. You just did not win
And the prize for Stupid Mr. Obvious goes to….
Its the spirit that counts.
The winning spirit, that is
You can’t always win
Yeah, but we can always not lose
Why don’t you cheer up? Its not the end of the World
No? I thought it was about the winner being escorted to a safe planet while the Earth is scorched by a huge solar flare. Glad you told me.
