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What is 8 Inches long !?
I AM
8
INCHES
LONG.
MY FUNCTIONING IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
I AM
USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING
LOOSLEY
READY FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
I BOAST A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
A SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE
I AM
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
I AM
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
FROM
MY
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
I AM
RETURNED
TO
MY
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY
FOR YET
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER !
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN......... .
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TOOTHBRUSH.. .......
what were you
thinking?
Joke Submitted by Andrew Symonds (31), Perth, Australia
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