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Cricketers!
Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other,
and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow
we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven."
"And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
Submitted by Deepak Chanderpaul (23), Cape Town, South Africa
Jalebi, Honey & Darling
Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her 'Jalebi', 'Honey', 'Pyaari', 'Darling', 'Sweetheart' etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names."
Banta hung his head, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."
Submitted by Harvinder Kaur, Hindustan
30 years of Work Experience
While taking the interview...
The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.'
Sardarji: '30 years.'
The Employer: 'What's your age?
Sardarji: '20 Years.'
The Employer(with surprise): How it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: 'Overtime.'
Submitted by MANISH KAMBLI, Ohio, USA
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