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Best Weekday!
Johnny: Saturday is the best day of the whole week if you ask me.
Danni: That's what I reckon too.
Johnny: And you know what I like most about Saturdays?
Danny: Nah! Whats that?
Johnny: You get one whole day to do nothing except look forward to Sunday!
Submitted by Michelle Kramer (19), 'Eldorado'
A Kids Promise !!
A kid promissed his mother that he will only watch TV on week days that start with 'T'.
He gave her a list of those days.
Thanks giving day
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tommorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
Teveryday
Submitted by Wowbooty (19), Kansas
Junior - Every Woman's Dream
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said "the number u are Trying To call is not reachable.
Submitted by Jennifer Ellison (23), Miami
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