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Email this Page Print this Page Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE. ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter. Men Women Jokes Submitted by Rachael Leigh Cook Kiera (22), Kansas Got a good one yourself? Submit your best joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next What not to say in Bed Man's Christmas Differences between Man and Woman WHAT HE IS REALLY SAYING... Do Whatever to Wife!...Female Evolution Every Woman's Dream...Firm-Up 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Ways To Tell A Man His Fly Is Unzipped Things to do at Wal-Mart Arranged Married!...Lost & Found Why Are Men Happier Than Women? Pick Up Line Comebacks Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked You Know You're Really Broke When... Who Wears the Pants?...Wife SMS Male Chauvinist What Every Woman Should Know... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! Milking a Cow...Weighty Fortune! Laws on Sex!! Skirt Shrank! Family Problem...Lets Pretend How to Shower Like a Woman How to Shower Like a Man Growing Pains..! Company Christmas Party Advice for Women How a M&W withdraw cash from ATM? Mrs. Doe and Stranger Girls are Weird!.. Satisfy a Woman! Men are Like.. Women's Classified Abbreviations Women Quickies! Say In Three Words! Love and Marriage Men Discovered...Women Invented... Crash Maites How to Impress a... Institution Porsche for $500 ! Dumb Humor! Right Telephone Number Wedding Ring Who Speaks..who listens Janiter's Cleanliness Adult!... Seventeen What a man really means !! Breakfast Note Fukkad! Naughty Cards Words of Wisdom to Clueless Guys!! How Dogs and Men are the Same Women Are Like... Men Are Like... Top 10 That Just Suck About Being a Guy! Twenty Great One Liners [Funny] What Every Woman Should Know... Men are like ... Restroom Signs Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 The Missing Tampons!! Talking Parrot! Man Woman Quotes Genie on male / female relationship... Battle of the sexes...5 Rings! Bar room Jokes! Rules for Cats ! Ways to flirt with a girl! Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women How To Know You Are Ready to Have Children! Secrets for a Happy Life Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer Facts of Life! Husbands!! The Cruise Test... Punishment... Mom n Dad... Top 20 Women Driven Car Bumper Stickers A Man meets a Woman... How do a Man and a Woman.. Women's T-Shirt Sayings Top 40 reasons to be a boy! Top 40 reasons to be a girl! Women's Favorite Email of the Year Office Doll! Celebrity Humor Beautiful Blondes Computer Network Worm In-office Work Boss Secretary Humor Kiddie's Mouthspeak Dr. Humor Medicine Politics Humor Lawyer Attorney Jokes PG Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Desi INR Jokes Humor Bin Laden Fun! Yahoo! Google Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise 100 Hot Videos 100 Hot DVDs Top Selling Outdoor Living 100 Hot Books Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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