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Email this Page Print this Page Talking Parrot! A man lives with his parents his whole life. He doesn't drink, smoke, or do anything of that nature. Most importantly, though, he doesn't swear. After both of his parents have died, when he's in his late fifties, he becomes lonely. He decides to go to the pet store, and buy a friend to talk to. He asks for the most talkative parrot that they have. They bring him a small, fluffy blue parrot, and he takes it home. Excitedly, he says, "hello, new friend, what would you like me to call you". The parrot doesn't reply. The man, thinking that the parrot must be unable to hear him, repeats the sentence a bit louder. The parrot replies with "I heard you the first time, A**hole". Appalled, the man solemnly says "we don't use that kind of language in this house". Upon hearing this, the parrot starts screaming every profanity he's ever heard, even in other languages. The man gets terribly upset, and chases the parrot into a closet. Twenty minutes later, he's still swearing like a sailor. So, he puts the parrot into a kitchen cabinet, and it does no good. Finally, he decides that a few minutes in the freezer will scare the parrot into stopping. He puts the parrot into the freezer, and after about a minute, the swearing comes to a stop. Scared that he must've killed the parrot, he throws the freezer door open. The parrot hops out, and immediately cuddles up against the man, and says "I've learned my lesson, I'm sorry". The man says "what caused you to stop using such horrible language?". The parrot shakes a little bit, and says "I saw what you did to the chicken". Men Women Jokes Submitted by Georgia Adeir (22), Indianapolis Got a good one yourself? Submit your best joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Do Whatever to Wife!...Female Evolution Every Woman's Dream...Firm-Up WHAT HE IS REALLY SAYING... 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Breakfast Note Genie on male / female relationship... Newly Weds! Arranged Married!...Lost & Found 86 Rules of Boozing Saving Up...Confessional...Woman's Dream...Who Wears Pants? How to impress Man / Woman!! What Every Woman Should Have... Husbands!! Men are Hard to Please! Secrets for a Happy Life Engagement Rings! Family Problem...Lets Pretend So True! Last Respects Men are Like.. Teenage Daughter's Dress Women Quickies! MEN and WOMEN are... How do a Man and a Woman.. Top 40 reasons to be a girl! Communication Probs!? Funny Women Quickies.. Boys R Weird! Brainy Guys.. Honeymoon Swim! Viagara Sandal Genie's Three Wishes For.. Skirt Shrank! A Fool! Know..Real Happiness! Haggling...Cheeks! ABC of Marriage Women's Classified Abbreviations How a M&W withdraw cash from ATM? What not to say in Bed Laws on Sex!! Marketing Concepts! Bigger the Dumber! Punishment... Mom n Dad... 169 Lies You Can Tell Fukkad! Naughty Cards Restroom Signs Twenty Great One Liners [Funny] Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked Milking the Cow!... Politican and Whiskey! Man Woman Quotes Words of Wisdom to Clueless Guys!! Top 10 That Just Suck About Being a Guy! How Dogs and Men are the Same: Men are like ... Why Are Men Happier Than Women? What a man really means !! Anniversary Gifts!! Advice for Women Man's Christmas DO You Know What I am Doing? 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! 169 Lies You Can Tell Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Milking a Cow...Weighty Fortune! Netscape Technical Support Leroy Leroy!...Car on Freeway Twotimer! Sportsperons...Golfing with Cows Typical Male Stranded On A Deserted Beach! Adult!... Seventeen Bar room Jokes! Mrs. Doe and Stranger Osama Wife! Ways to flirt with a girl! How To Know You Are Ready to Have Children! Office Doll! Celebrity Humor Shopping Humor Beautiful Blondes Computer Network Worm In-office Work Boss Secretary Humor Kiddie's Mouthspeak Dr. Humor Medicine Politics Humor Lawyer Attorney Jokes PG Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Desi INR Jokes Men & Women Relationships Fukkad Search Directory! Yahoo! Google Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise 100 Hot Videos 100 Hot DVDs Top Selling Outdoor Living 100 Hot Books Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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