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Beds of Purification
Mr. John Doe came home from work early and found his wife in bed with a handsome
young man. Just as Mr. Doe was about to storm out, she stopped him and said,
"Before you leave, I'd like you to know how this happened."
"When I was driving home from shopping this afternoon, I hit a hole in the pavement.
The hole was filled with water. Great blobs of mud spattered all over this man.
Without a trace of anger, he looked at me and said, "What rotten luck. I have a very
important meeting this afternoon and just look a me!"
"I told him that I was terribly sorry and offered to clean him up. He seemed grateful and I brought him home."
"He undressed in the bathroom and I handed him the bathrobe I bought you for Christmas a few years ago.
It no longer closes in front because of your pot belly."
While his clothes were drying I gave him lunch - the casserole you missed last night because you decided to go out with the guys after work."
"He said it was the best home cooked meal he'd had in months. I told him it was the first compliment
I had received about my cooking in years."
"We talked while I pressed his shirt and it was wonderful to have a conversation with a man who seemed interested in what I had to say."
"Suddenly, he notice the ironing board was wobbly. I had asked you a dozen times to fix it,
but you were always too busy. The handsome stranger fixed the ironing board in 10 minutes and then he actually put the tools away!"
"As he was about to leave, he asked with a smile,
'Is there anything eles your husband has neglected lately?'
And that is the end of my story!"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Jackie (32), Bhopal
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