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TOILET PAPER
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.
The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.
The redhead says, "What's so funny?"
The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her! By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
Dumb Blonde Jokes Submitted by Sammy Braddy (19), London
A Blonde at a high school party
A blonde was at a high school party and there was alot of people that they can't move around much.
So she had to fart and she thought that the music was up loud that no one can hear her fart.
After the blonde farted everyone look at her and she found out that she had her IPOD at high volume.
Dumb Blonde Jokes Submitted by Saidah Jules (23), Germany
Define Blonde!
What's the true definition of a blonde?
Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Blond Redhead Joke Submitted by Sylvia Marshal Saint (), Newfoundland, Australia
Frosted Flakes
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Submitted by Konifur (31), USA
Gynae Checkup!
A blonde goes to her gynecologist and tells the doctor that no matter how hard she and her husband have tried, she just can’t get pregnant.
The doctor says, "OK, take off your clothes and lay down on the table."
The blonde says, "Um, all right. But I was really hoping to have my husband’s baby."
Submitted by Hilton (23), Manhattan, USA
Island Natives!!
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde explore Native Island. They get attacked by Natives. The Natives say, "We need your skin to make our boats, so either we kill you, or you can kill yourselves with honour." The girls of course chose to kill themselves with honour, so the Natives show them a plate of weapons.
The brunette takes a knife, "I just want every one of you to know that I love my boyfriend very much." And she falls dead.
The redhead takes a dagger, "I just want every one one of you to know that I was about to graduate." And she falls dead.
The blonde goes to the dinner table and takes a fork. She stabs herself all over once, "I just want everyone to know that your boat is going to leak!"
Blonde Redhead Brunette Joke Submitted by Robert Vida Guerra (20), Pennysylvania
Christmas Tree
There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
Submitted by Mark Hogan (28), Utaha
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