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Three Blondes and a Genie
Three blondes are walking down the beach. They see something and pick it up and rub it.
A genie comes out. He says, "You each have one wish."
The 1st blonde says, "I want to be 20 times smarter".
She becomes a brunette.
The second one says, "I want to be smarter but not that much smarter. Make me 10 times smarter."
She turns into a redhead.
The third one says, "I don't want to be any more smarter. Make me 100 times dumber."
She turns into a man.
Submitted by Estella Bradley (21), Adelaide, Australia
Genie and a Blonde
There's this blonde, redhead, and brunette who have been trapped on an island for many years. One day they come across this old lamp and one of them decides to rub it. Poof! Out pops a genie who will grant them three wishes. They figure since there's three of them they'll each get one wish.
So, the brunette went first and said " I miss my family, I want to go home"
"Done", said the genie.
The redhead goes next and says " I'm hot, tired, and bored, I want to go home"
"Done", said ther genie.
Now it's the blonde's turn. She says " I wish my friends were back here"
Submitted by Robert Renner (),
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