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Blonde Humorlines!
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Submitted by Mike A. Whitney, Melbourne, Australia
Blond Insties
What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four way stop...
Submitted by Julie Farris, USA
Habits!
One blonde and a brunette girl were discussing their heavy smoking habits.
"I get such a yen for a cigarette," said the Brunette, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard."
"That's fine for you," huffed the Blonde girl, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"
Submitted by Sunil Shetty, Australia
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So that men can understand them!
Submitted by Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde star)
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