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Shot in the Head!
A blonde named, Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up on a rather hot day. She just sat in her closed-up car for a half hour with her eyes closed and both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He knocked on the closed window and Linda opened her eyes, but looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda yelled, "No! I'm not okay, I've been shot in the back of the head, and have been holding my brains in my head for over a half hour."
The man called 911 on his cell phone, and when the paramedics arrived they had to break into Lindia's car because the doors were locked and she refused to remove her hands from her head in order to open the door.
When they finally got in, much to their surprise they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough clutched in her hands on the back of her head. Upon futher investigation, they found A Pillsbury biscuit canister on top of her grocery bag in the back seat had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and causing the wad of biscuit dough to hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but soon recovered and was holding what she thought was her brains in her head for over a half hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Submitted by Galet (25), USA
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