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Britney & Christina
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall,
Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.
Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."
Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"
Submitted by Dave (),
Britney's New Car
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera.
A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car,
so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.
Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud.
She turned to her friend and said,"Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"
Submitted by Vicky Binns (23),
Driving Licence
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
She had an 'F' in sex.
Submitted by Raisa Ivanic Renneber (18),
brittany!
What does brittany spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs.
How is a computer like Britney Spears?
They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Submitted by Janni (),
Britney and Justin
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach.
Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
Submitted by Janni (),
Britney Spears is so smart that,
she drank a coke on her pepsi commercial.
Submitted by Diya Wright (),
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