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Email this Page Print this Page 100 Hot Games 100 Hot Books 100 Hot DVDs Kama Sutra Poster Computers...! Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows. Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... .....File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station? I finally made my stupid computer faster; I dropped it out of the window, and it went really fast. It said "Insert disk 3..." but only 2 fit. Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.... Speed Kills! Use Windows 95. Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken! User error: replace user and press any key to continue. Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue. Warning, keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something. Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... Submitted by Ashwin Nagar (), Ahmedabad Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Computer IT Internet Jokes to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Send it to us if you like this joke, try next Programming Is Like Sex... 86 Rules of Boozing Top 100 things you don't want SysAdmin to say... Computer Terminology Human Technology Great Writer Soft Errors How It All Began Net Life! Bill and St. Peter You Might Be A Computer Support Technician If... Computer Programming Celebrity Worm Virus Fax Technology Computers...! Things to do at Wal-Mart Marketing Concepts Letter issued by HR Microsoft to Indian Staff! 8 Monkeys Company Policies are Made Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer How to Tell You're a Grinch Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 The Missing Tampons!! Beautiful Redhead Humor Fresh Jokes Female Software Engineers (FSE) Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked Twenty Great One Liners [Funny] Professional Love Letter... 4 Questions Quiz to test the Professional What if Microsoft manufactures the Cars? Copy Diskette Tech Support Worrisome, Huh!? Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) DO You Know What I am Doing? Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... A Genealogist's Christmas Eve Kidz Mouthspeak Humor in Politics Medical Humor In-Office Boss Secretary Jokes Politics Humor Computers Net Funny World Celebrity Humor Man & Woman Relationships Lawyer Attorney Jokes Beautiful Blonde Jokes Desi Humour Ethnic Jokes Shopping Humor PG Jokes Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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