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2 Year Degree for Men

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as you earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101.....Combating Stupidity
MEN 102.....You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103.....PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104.....We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110.....Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111.....Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112.....Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100.....Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101.....Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A...What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120.....How to Admit It When You're Wrong
MEN 121.....Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122.....YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123.....Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C...What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101.....You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102.....Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103.....How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201.....How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective....(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210.....The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211.....How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212.....You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213.....Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A....Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 101

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220.....Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221.....Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas Is Not Necessary
MEN 222.....Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 230B....Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 202
Elective....(See electives below)

Course Electives:
EAT 101.....Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102.....Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103.....Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231.....Mothers-in-law
MEN 232.....Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233.....Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C...Cheaper to Keep Her

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