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Desi Indian NRI Student Fun Naughty Laugh Jokes
Gujju Playboy!
What is a gujju playboys favourite drink?
Mara coke sathe Rum!!

Submitted by Dr.Dilip Nadkarni (),Mumbai

BIMAARI (Disease) In Bollywood Style
1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER
2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK
3. Judaa Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai = PET KHARAB
4. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai = ACIDITY
5. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu = CATARACT (MOTIYABIND)
6. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna= LOW MEMORY
7. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGI.

Submitted by Rags (23), Pune


*HOW TO IDENTIFY **INDIANS OF DIFFERENT STATES.*
* Scenario 1 *

Two guys are Fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
.
That's MUMBAI.

* Scenario 2 *
Two guys are Fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends
On their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
.
You are Definitely in PUNJAB !!

* Scenario 3 *
Two guys are Fighting and a third guy comes along and
tries to make Peace.
The first two Get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI

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Submitted by Vaibhav (25), Pune, India

Rajnikant
RAJNI LEAVES MESSAGES BEFORE THE BEEP......

Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..
the sun then blinked!

Rajnikanth was shot today..
Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral

Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..
death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Once spiderman, superman, batman,
james bond,
ironman,
shaktiman,
krish, all visitd Rajnikanth...
Do u know which day it was?
..
TEACHER'S DAY! :-D

Submitted by Ankit Tibrewal (19), Orissa

Types of BRA
Poisonous BRA = coBRA
Mathemetical BRA = algeBRA
striped BRA = zeBRA
strongest BRA = vertiBRA
sunsign BRA = liBRA
magical(invisible) BRA = aBRA ka daBRA

Submitted by Dr. R. P. Dravid (34), Montgomery

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