Types of BRA
Poisonous BRA = coBRA
Mathemetical BRA = algeBRA
striped BRA = zeBRA
strongest BRA = vertiBRA
sunsign BRA = liBRA
magical(invisible) BRA = aBRA ka daBRA
Submitted by Dr. R. P. Dravid (34), Montgomery
Shoe Rhyme!!
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, throw it more
Five, six, "neta"ji in a fix
Seven, eight, throw it in hate
Nine, ten, desperate men
Eleven, twelve, shoe and shelve
Thirteen, fourteen, shoes a'counting
Fifteen, sixteen, throwing and bitching
Seventeen, eighteen, customers a'waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my shoe-box is empty!
Submitted by Mir (), Funspace, T2
Work Appraisal
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?"
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"SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
Yumraj Joke Submitted by Sakshi Bhatnagar (),
My Boss and My Wife!!
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Boss Wife Joke Submitted by JOLLY UNCLE (),
Its a Desi Chap!!
You can be sure it is a Desi chap when somebody:
sends a fax with a stamp on it.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead,
got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put "Sagittarius."
takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
studies for a blood test and fails.
spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
invents a solar powered flashlight.
sells the car for gas money.
Submitted by Miss India Madhvi Soni (),
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