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Life with Advertisements
Your parents are insisting you to get married to a girl and they show photos of girls of their choice....
~ DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO --- Sprite
You would like to search for a girl on your own
~ GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH --- Yahoo.com
You are invited to a party where you come across a lot of girls.
~ WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US --- Jenson & Nicholson
You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty
~ DOONDTHE RAHA JAAOGE --- Surf Excel.
At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose, the chances are.
~ FIFTY FIFTY --- Britannia Biscuits.
At last you muster up courage and tell her.
~ I LOVE YOU RASNA --- Rasna
She stares at you for a while and says...
~ TALK --- Maxtouch
During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer...
~ ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE --- Mirinda
And your heart breaks...
~ IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS --- Quick Fix
But you still can't get her off your mind...
~ GO GET IT --- Visa Power
At last she relents, when you give her
~ PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA --- Cornetto
Next day you take her for a ride on your bike.
~ NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE --- Onida TV
While going on the bike her father sees both of you and now
~ TASTE THE THUNDER --- Thums Up.
But at last he also agrees as you are.
~ MADE FOR EACH OTHER --- Wills
Then comes your marriage and
~ EVERYONE's INVITED --- Samsung
During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra....
~ YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JOD HAI TOOTEGA NAHI --- Fevicol
You are anxiously waiting for the first night to come as.
YEH DIL MANGE MORE --- Pepsi.
During the first night both of you want to.
~ PLAY SAFE --- Bisleri.
So she says to you....
~ TOUCH TOMORROW --- Air Tel.
Next day comes and you want to.
~ UNDERLINE YOUR PRESENCE --- Van Huesen Shirts.
She also agrees because ...
~ YEH ARAM KA MAMLA HAI --- Rupa.
And she says.
~ JO CHAHO HO JAYE COCACOLA ENJOY --- Coca Cola
Then starts ...
~ THE GOOD LIFE --- Air Tel.
Submitted by Rachana Agarwal (), India
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