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Speech Impediment
Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said Santa, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied Banta.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired Santa, "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied Banta, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say 'NO'!"
Submitted by Jhummi (21),
COLOR TV
Surd is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Submitted by Golu (16),
Banta Singh and Santa Singh
Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.
Submitted by V K Kashyap, IIT Roorkee
Santa and Banta´s Birds
Banta Singh was going along with his pet birds in a cloth bag and saw Santa coming in from front.
'Hi', says Santa, 'Whats there inside?'
'Birds', replies Banta.
Santa, 'If I tell you how many of them are there inside, will you give me one of them?'
Banta, 'If you are able to tell how many of them are there inside, I will give you both of them.'
Santa, 'No no, for that perfect guess, I will want three!'
Submitted by Umashankar Singh (),
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