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Desi Broken English Dialogues
"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"
"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)
"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
Maro saale ko: Hit the brother in law.
It's so hot! Please on the fan no.
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!!!
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
He/she's my co-brother/sister!
Desi English Joke Submitted by Sejal Shanti (25), Iowa State University, America
English Translated in Hindi
How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???
Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun. ----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar pheko.
Lets hang out! ----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain !
Desi Baba Joke Submitted by Gags (23), New York
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