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Emerging 'isms' of the new Economy.
INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Submitted by Pappu Bhai (23), Dubai, UAE
See the Indian Guts!
They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship.
The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the American said -- "See the guts!"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds.
The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German said -- "See the guts!".
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied,"Tere baap ka naukar hooon kya?????. (Am I your father's slave?????)"
At this the general proudly said, "See the guts!!"
Contributed by Mangal Tripathi (28), Convergys
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