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English Tuition!
Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her "Ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai."
Submitted by Shekhar Lever (28),
LaLoo Jokes
What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them
"Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..."
and Laloo immediately replies "Thank you" and puts the phone down.
Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
& the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows
on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION
"Laloo, third from left"
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very ineficient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"
A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"
Submitted by Smita Baliga / Sejal (25),
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