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Hathi Weds Macharni!
Ek baar ek Hathi (male) aur ek Machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain "Abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye
...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain."
Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered marriage karte hain...Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...Honeymoon hone ke baad jab durse din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...
yes...she is dead...;-)
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
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Guess...
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Because, hathi raat ko "Good KNight" laga ke sota hain.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... What else were you thinking?

Submitted by Parth Gupta, Anu (macharni ka bhai)


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