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Simple formulae!!!
1. SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot Com.
3. One Chinese Gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo Ads = Special Effects in Jurassic Park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent.
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straigh hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film.
Submitted by Johnny Joker (),
The perfect filmi dialogue maaro letter
To,
Dhondu
Arre O
Side-hero
Main kahta Hoon, bahar nikal, tu ek bakwaas insaan hai, jaldi se mere paise lauta de
Jab tumhe log dekhte hain, woh kehte hai ki Bagho, daku aa gaye aur,
Jab tumhe log dekhte hain, woh kehte hai ki Aa gaya, Aa gaya, Halwa wala aa gaya
Main tumhe yeh khabar dena chahta hoon ki
Badhai ho, tumhari 'night queen' me cabaret dancer ki naukri pakki ho gayi hai!
Main aasha karta hoon ke
Tujhe pagal kutta kat le aur, tum bhaang peekar apni gaadi ko juey me haar do, dus mote sardar jamke teri pitayee karein, aur ek aur baat tum kele ke chilke pe phisal kar moo ke bal keechad me gir jaao
Ek Shubh Chintak
Munna
Submitted by Annie (), Sydney, Australia
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