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Affair with a dentist!
Preeto fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours.
But one day the dentist said sadly, "Preeto, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."
"No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, we've been seeing each other for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."
"True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"
Submitted by Jassi D Singh (28), Chandigarh
Banta and Preeto
On their first night together, newlywed Banta and his wife Preeto go to change. Preeto comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
Banta says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful Preeto opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
Banta answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
Preeto smiles and he takes her picture, and then Banta heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe.
Preeto asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
Banta opens his robe and Preeto exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
Banta beams and asks "why?"
Preeto answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
Submitted by Flambuoyantus (), IN
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