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30 years of Work Experience
While taking the interview...
The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.'
Sardarji: '30 years.'
The Employer: 'What's your age?
Sardarji: '20 Years.'
The Employer(with surprise): How it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: 'Overtime.'
Santa Banta Jokes Submitted by MANISH KAMBLI, Ohio, USA
Jalebi, Honey & Darling
Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her 'Jalebi', 'Honey', 'Pyaari', 'Darling', 'Sweetheart' etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names."
Banta hung his head, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."
Santa Banta Jokes Submitted by Harvinder Kaur, Hindustan
Village Sardar (Boss) and Milk !!!!!!
One sad day a sardar (boss) finds out from his doctor that he's going to die. He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to save his life.
After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he'll have to drink a milk off a mom's nipples who's just recently become a mom for three consecutive days and he'll live.
Sardar (boss) all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and friends are there to share their sympathies.
One of his childhood friends tells him "Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de khaatir tu peela dood usse."
Sardar (boss) all shy goes "Mein bhabi naal aisa kaise karsakta hoon."
Friend: "Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bardke thorehi hai!"
So he goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he's about to leave,
Sardarni goes "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai." And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot hai."
Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny "Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi"
Sardarji: "Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza aajave!"
Santa Banta Jokes Submitted by Evil Love,
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