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Email this Page Print this Page 100 Hot Games 100 Hot Books 100 Hot DVDs Kama Sutra Poster 100 Percent Laloo Yadav Once laloo went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the Laloo was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said Laloo. "10 percent", said the senator smugly. Some time later, the senator had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister (Laloo) lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace Laloo had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc. "How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees", he asked. The Laloo called him to the window. "See the river over there?" "Sure", cried the senator. "Can you see the bridge over it?" The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said "No, I don't see any bridge." "100 percent", said Laloo !! Submitted by Richard Pegado (), Maharashtra Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Desi Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next What Gujju Says! Broken English Dialogues...English Translated in Hindi Propose Letter.... Deaths That Made Even Top Doctors Wonder... Clear Day Crorepati Universal Chaayageet Pick Up Line Comebacks Murphy's Laws of Sex!! Morals of Movie - Dil Chahta Hai Laws on Sex!! Marketing Concepts Desi @ American Campus You are a Desi if... Company Christmas Party Siddhuism Driving in India! Top 10 to Fall Out of Love You are Indian if... We INdians! Indori Says... NRI Marwari! Hathi Weds Macharni! Santa Singh, MBA Indian Veggie Answers Banta Singh and Santa Singh IT Movies! Jugnu Singh Buy One Get Free Santa's Job Interview Santa's Appointment Letter All in the Family! Movie Formula No.1 Desi Family Relations Wash Basin... Calculations or Miscalculations Shaadi aur Bollywood warnings! English Tea Veggie Questions? All Men have One... Jagga Bagga....Santa Banta Enron Political Theory! Programming Definitions Gaane Relationship of Office & Bollywood Films Mumbai Localtrain Quiz Free Bollywood Ringtones Translate English Sayings in Hindi What Not to Say in Bed Restroom Signs...Bathroom Emerging 'isms' of the new Economy....See the Indian Guts! Hindi Urdu Bengali Gujarati SMS Deafness....Breaking a Mirror...Gujarati Cellphones Bollywood Movie Situations!! Letter issued by HR Microsoft to Indian Staff! !! Marriage (Shaadi) Warnings !! Simple Surd Questions & Answers! A Mumbai Tapori's Matrimonial Advt. Why is Surd...IQ Questions? Cricketers... Jalebi, Honey & Darling! Desi English Dialogues... TV Ad Spots For the well-cultured desi... Sprite Commercial 'Programmer-friendly' Version Top Ten indicators of your having become an American Dude Kaho na, pyaar hai!! Sophisticated Meanings from Bombay... Woh Kaun? Sex Mathematics !! Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... The Missing Tampons!! Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Blonde Daughters on Honeymoon Saving Up...Confessional...Woman's Dream...Who Wears Pants? Laughable Atalji's Statements... Politicians' Resolutions Doctor & Lady...Jumping to Conclusions! Celebrity Humor Relationship Between Office & Bollywood Films Helpful Office Sayings Ethnic Humor Man & Woman Relationship Dumb Blonde Hot Jokes Funny Computer World Shopping Humor Kids Talk Funny Lawyer Attorney Jokes Dr. Humor Medicine PG Pyjama Jokes Google! Search Web Directory Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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