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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. - LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: One 5-finger, One 3-finger, PAIR: $15

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

COWS FOR SALE.- NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer needed. Recently married; wife knows everything.

VASECTOMY SALE: 2 strollers, Bassett baby bed, changing table, highchair, playpen. Call Lisa.

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