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Pastor Fuzz
The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a
little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and
he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in
the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and
not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked
through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the
woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no
place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you
home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs.
Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.
The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he
grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their
balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few
seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her
skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we
won't have any of that carrying around in this bar!"
The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't
understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you
might as well finish up."
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