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Email this Page Print this Page 100 Hot Games 100 Hot Books 100 Hot DVDs Kama Sutra Poster Parents.. SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money. Submitted by Martin Playing Suzy, age 9, and Little Johnny, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Little Johnny says to Suzy, "Screw you, Suzy." A minute goes by and Suzy replies, "Screw YOU, Little Johnny." A moment or two and Little Johnny says, "Screw YOU, Suzy." In response, "Screw *YOU*, Little Johnny," Suzy says. After about ten minutes of this, Suzy's mom comes out on the porch and says, "What on earth are you kids doing?" They reply in unison, "We're having oral sex!" Submitted by Manish Bhargava, UAE Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Kids Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Things to do at Wal-Mart A Wet Whisper! The Missing Tampons!! Boy on Bus...Glass of Cider! Kids on Marriage Accident or Tragedy? Looking for Right Card! Isaac Newtons! History & Homework! Kids on Parents Exam Answer Paper Parrot's Frustration Lesson from Parents Intelligent Pupils! Message for Mom! Part in School Play! Ta Ta Daddy Dad's Doll! Bigger the Dumber! A.B.C.D.E.F.G... 1.2.3.4.5.... Jack and Jill... Eating Chicken Makes... Osama Bin Valentine Card A Kid's Promise Christmas Wish! Dad's Punishment... Mom n Dad... Boy on Bus...Girl's Glass of Cider! Teacher in Classroom Funny Little Johnny The Haircut Ideal Beauty Gifts by Hook or Crook Kids Advice to Kids Christmas Gifts by Hook or Crook 169 Lies You Can Tell Real Meaning of College Degrees!! 25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP! Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Story Writing Kids Poetry How To Know You Are Ready to Have Children! Computer Net Humor Shopping Plaza Jokes Celebrity Humor Lawyer Jokes Ethnic Humor Blondes & Brunettes Man & Woman Relationships Desi NRI Surd Humor Funny Doctor PG Jokes Cute Children Humor Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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