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The Missing Tampons
I'm the only female in a house full of guys.
Four sons and a husband. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
I'm the only one who would be using Female products.....correct?
A peculiar thing was happening at my house.
Tampons were disappearing!
A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon,
and there was only one left.
I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before.
So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.
The next month I go back to the cupboard.....
and again....there is only one tampon left again.
What's going on here? Gremlins?
I go to the store and buy another box, and forget about it.
I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet
and at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers,
applicators and the tampons themselves.
I am starting to freak! What are they doing with them?
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle this,
despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm thinking,
"Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for major therapy?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for
my two youngest sons to "come here!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their
room staring into the bottom of their closet.
I said "What are you doing with those? Those are mine!"
My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says.
"Well, Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and those make really good scud missiles...
What do you use them for?"
To which I replied:
"Never Mind! Go Play!"
Submitted by Naomi 'Jack' Witherspoon (23), Wynoming
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