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Last Words!
There once was a stupid man who was convicted of murder. Before the man was sentenced, the judge asked him if he had any final words.
He says, "Judge, I would rather die than be sent to the electric chair."

Submitted by Zaheer Cricket (), Pak


Interesting Defense!

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

Submitted by Rajiv, Dotmoney


Honest Lawyer!

What do you call an honest lawyer?
'An Oxymoron.'

Submitted by Sabrina Parsons, New Mexico


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