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Email this Page Print this Page Daddy's Job! A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?" Submitted by Vidy Kulkarni (), Connecticut, USA Jury! The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe its verdict. Bitterly he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?" The foreman answered, "Insanity." The D.A. said, "All twelve of you?" Submitted by Jeremy (), florida Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Lawyer Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Actually Said in Court of Law! Virgin Lawyers Ways To Tell A Man His Fly Is Unzipped Laughable Lawsuits Signs You Need a Lawyer Witness Interviews Gone Bad Guilty ..... Get Along! Defense ..... Last Words! Cross-Examination Lawyer and Rancher! Sleeping Juror! Lawyer Hijacked! Grounds for a Divorce Sexual Harassment Lawyer's Dog Cat and a Lawyer Buffalo and a Lawyer Frog and a Lawyer 169 Lies You Can Tell Enron Political Theory! Ground for Divorce Free Meat is Over! Blonde Jokes Husband & Wife Humor Back File a Suit (Sue) Cross-Examination of Doctor in Witness Dock! Daddy's Job...Jury Rattlesnake Loophole in Bible Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... The Missing Tampons!! Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Blonde Daughters on Honeymoon In-office Work Boss Secretary Humour Doctor Humor Medicine Laugh at Politics Shopping Humor Basket Beautiful Blonde Humor Celebrity Humor Men & Women Relationship Funnies Computer Network Worm Desi NRI Surd Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Kiddie's Mouthspeak Lawyer Attorney Jokes Stupid Stuff Pyjama XJokes Search Directory! Yahoo! Google F! Fun Plugs Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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