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Email this Page Print this Page File a Suit (Sue)! Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with? Submitted by Miranda (27), Mexico Police Negligence! This fellow was fleeing from the police for armed robbery in Michigan. As a means of evading the police officers he hid in the snow ... for two hours! He eventually was forced to turn himself in with sever frost bite and pneumonia. Shortly after his lawyer arrived at the hospital a law suit was filed against the police department for mal-performance. His argument: If the police had done their job better he would have been caught a lot sooner and would not have gotten frostbite and pneumonia. Submitted by Timothy McRae (), USA Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Lawyer Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Actually Said in Court of Law! Virgin Lawyers Ways To Tell A Man His Fly Is Unzipped Laughable Lawsuits Signs You Need a Lawyer Witness Interviews Gone Bad Guilty ..... Get Along! Defense ..... Last Words! Cross-Examination Lawyer and Rancher! Sleeping Juror! Lawyer Hijacked! Grounds for a Divorce Sexual Harassment Lawyer's Dog Cat and a Lawyer Buffalo and a Lawyer Frog and a Lawyer 169 Lies You Can Tell Enron Political Theory! Ground for Divorce Free Meat is Over! Blonde Jokes Husband & Wife Humor Back File a Suit (Sue) Cross-Examination of Doctor in Witness Dock! Daddy's Job...Jury Rattlesnake Loophole in Bible Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... The Missing Tampons!! Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Blonde Daughters on Honeymoon In-office Work Boss Secretary Humour Doctor Humor Medicine Laugh at Politics Shopping Humor Basket Beautiful Blonde Humor Celebrity Humor Men & Women Relationship Funnies Computer Network Worm Desi NRI Surd Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Kiddie's Mouthspeak Attorney Lawyer Jokes Stupid Stuff Pyjama XJokes Search Directory! Yahoo! Google F! Fun Plugs Junk Fun Blog Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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