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Lotto
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust, and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate she asks God for help.
"Please God," she prays, "I need your help. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and someone else wins it. Brandi again prays.
"Please God, let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, now my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes again, and again, someone else wins it. Once again, she prays.
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and now my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time, so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God:
"Brandi, meet me half way on this. Buy a ticket."
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