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Different Views About Love !!!
Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ....
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA Graduate:
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't,carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
Jokes Submitted by Derrick Rogers (14), USA
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