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That Sums It Up

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS AND STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gts a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

POSTULATES

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, ther's no use in two people remembering the same things.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after.

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