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SMS Eyeful
if u look right in the eyes .....your OBSSESED
if he looks in your eyes he's....ROMANTIC
Men Women Jokes Submitted by MAMMYAmc (), USA
Guys r weird!
P.S--- noffence to MANkind
Aren't guys 2 possesive............
If you're Nice to him, he says you're In LOVE With him,
if you aren't, he says you're PROUD,
if you Dress Nicely, he says you're trying to LURE him,
if you Don't, he says you're from Kampung.
if you Argue with him, he says you're Stubborn,
if you keep Quiet, he says you have No BRAINS.
if you are Smarter than him, he'll LOSE FACE,
if he's Smarter than you, he's GREAT.
if you Don't Love him, he tries to Make A PASS at you,
if you are In LOVE with him, he will Try To LEAVE you.
if you Don't let him KISS you, he says you Don't LOVE him,
If you let him Kiss you, he says you are CHEAP.
if you tell him Your Problems, he say's that you're TROUBLESOME,
if you Don't, you don't TRUST him.
if you Scold him, you're a NANNY to him,
if he Scolds you, its because he CARES for you.
if you Break your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED,
if he Breaks his, he was FORCED To.
if you SMOKE you're a BAD GIRL,
if he Smokes, he's a GENTLEMAN. its necessary...it makes u Feel Lighter.
if you Do Well in your exam, he says its LUCK 'coz Stupid Creature like u Can't Do anything.
if he does WELL, he's All BRAINS.
if you HURT him, you're CRUEL.
if he Hurts you, you're SENSITIVE.
BOYS!! HOW ON EARTH, CAN GIRLS TRUST YOU????
YOU'RE UNREASONABLE, UNREALISTIC.....GUYS
NO OFFENCE PLZZZZZZZ
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