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Leroy Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.
The office worker asked her, 'How many children do you have?'
'Ten,' she replied.
'What are their names?' he asked.
'LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,' she answered.
'They're all named LeRoy?' he asked 'What if you want them to come in from playing outside?'
'Oh, that's easy,' she said. 'I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in.'
'And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?'
'I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner',' she answered.
'But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?' he asked.
'Oh, that's easy,' she said. 'I just use their last name!'
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Ellios (19), Scotland
Car on Freeway!
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Harry, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car,' said Herman. 'It's hundreds of them!'
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Neha Rikee (23), Illionis
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