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Email this Page Print this Page Banking Procedure for Male and Female: "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on it. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Man Woman Joke Submitted by Tejas (), The Desi, Cardiff, UK Got a good one yourself? Submit your best joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Do Whatever to Wife!...Female Evolution Every Woman's Dream...Firm-Up WHAT HE IS REALLY SAYING... 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Breakfast Note Genie on male / female relationship... Newly Weds! Arranged Married!...Lost & Found 86 Rules of Boozing Saving Up...Confessional...Woman's Dream...Who Wears Pants? How to impress Man / Woman!! What Every Woman Should Have... Husbands!! Men are Hard to Please! Secrets for a Happy Life Engagement Rings! Family Problem...Lets Pretend So True! Last Respects Men are Like.. Teenage Daughter's Dress Women Quickies! MEN and WOMEN are... How do a Man and a Woman.. Top 40 reasons to be a girl! Communication Probs!? Funny Women Quickies.. Boys R Weird! Brainy Guys.. Honeymoon Swim! Viagara Sandal Genie's Three Wishes For.. Skirt Shrank! A Fool! Know..Real Happiness! Haggling...Cheeks! ABC of Marriage Women's Classified Abbreviations How a M&W withdraw cash from ATM? What not to say in Bed Laws on Sex!! Marketing Concepts! Bigger the Dumber! Punishment... Mom n Dad... 169 Lies You Can Tell Fukkad! Naughty Cards Birthday present for Husband...Condoms Restroom Signs Twenty Great One Liners [Funny] Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked Milking the Cow!... Politican and Whiskey! Man Woman Quotes Words of Wisdom to Clueless Guys!! Top 10 That Just Suck About Being a Guy! How Dogs and Men are the Same: Men are like ... Why Are Men Happier Than Women? What a man really means !! Anniversary Gifts!! Advice for Women Man's Christmas DO You Know What I am Doing? 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! 169 Lies You Can Tell Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Milking a Cow...Weighty Fortune! Netscape Technical Support Leroy Leroy!...Car on Freeway Twotimer! Sportsperons...Golfing with Cows Typical Male Stranded On A Deserted Beach! Adult!... Seventeen Bar room Jokes! Mrs. Doe and Stranger Osama Wife! Ways to flirt with a girl! How To Know You Are Ready to Have Children! Office Doll! Celebrity Humor Shopping Humor Beautiful Blondes Computer Network Worm In-office Work Boss Secretary Humor Kiddie's Mouthspeak Dr. Humor Medicine Politics Humor Lawyer Attorney Jokes PG Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Desi INR Jokes Men & Women Relationships Fukkad Search Directory! Yahoo! Google F! Fun Plugs Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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