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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor where they dropped.
- Walk naked into the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake your weiner at her and say something stupid.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck your gut in to see if you have pecs/abs. (You don't.) Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror and scratch your privates.
- Get in the shower.
- Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one). Wash your face... wash your armpits... Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
- Wash your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
- Shampoo your hair (no conditioner), make a shampoo mohawk. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower and rinse off. Get out, and fail to notice the puddle of water on the floor because you left the shower curtain hanging outside of the tub the whole time.
- Partially dry off, look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire weiner again. Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on the floor, bathroom light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife on the way, grab your weiner, say something stupid, and thrust your pelvis at her.
- Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. Fart and go about your day.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by A Rodney (), USA
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