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Right Number
A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on her rug, grabbed for something to hold onto
and seized the telephone table.
It fell over with a crash, jarring the receiver off the hook. As it fell it hit the family dog, who leaped up, howling and barking.
The woman's three-year-old son, startled by this noise, broke into loud screams.
The woman mumbled out a string of abuses. She finally managed to pick up the receiver and lift it to her ear, just in time to hear her husband's voice on the other
end say, "Nobody's said hello yet, but I'm positive I have the right number."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Little Jerry
Unfaithful Husband!
In a divorce court a women requested the judge:
"Your honour, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Neelam, ChaloMumbai, Yahoo
Young Wife!
Hubby: Every time, after I get up in the morning and shave, I feel 10 years younger.
Wife: Then, why don't you shave before you go to bed?
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Neelam, ChaloMumbai, Yahoo
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