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Email this Page Print this Page 100 Hot Games 100 Hot Books 100 Hot DVDs Kama Sutra Poster Family Problem!! Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son." He continued: "Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother." "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife. I am my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!" "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!!" Men Women Jokes Submitted by Mercedes Renard (20), France Dutiful Mother!! The harried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight." The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?" "Why, George! Your husband!....Is this 223-1374? "No, this is 223-1375." "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number." There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?" Men Women Jokes Submitted by Jhoomi Cool (18), Let's Pretend A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At around 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good", she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. Men Women Jokes Submitted by Jessica (21), Michigan Six tomatoes, six nights in jail! A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term. “This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?” The woman agreed. “Then I sentence you to six nights in jail.” The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, “Your honor, may I approach the bench?” “Well,” said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench.” The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he whispered, “She also stole a can of peas.” Men Women Jokes Submitted by Aryansh (19), Indianapolis Got a good one yourself? Submit your best joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Do Whatever to Wife!...Female Evolution Every Woman's Dream...Firm-Up WHAT HE IS REALLY SAYING... 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! Breakfast Note Genie on male / female relationship... Newly Weds! Arranged Married!...Lost & Found 86 Rules of Boozing Saving Up...Confessional...Woman's Dream...Who Wears Pants? 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