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Good Player
After a game of tennis, the player who lost says, "Your game has improved since you painted your mother-in-law's picture on the strings."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by D Hannah (),
Playing Bridge!
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, "Do you play hockey, soccer or any physical sport?"
"Not at all, I just play bridge with my wife."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Ishaan Malik 'Funtoosh' (),
Golfing With Cows
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Ishaan Malik 'Funtoosh' (),
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