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Naked Statue
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh the penis on it was so large!"
Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"
Jokes Submitted by Kaanhaa (17),
Holy Cow!!
cows cows
about cows
talking cows
you cows
kept cows
I cows
long cows
how cows
look cows
Idiot cows
hey cows
read this out loud. say cow before each line. say cow after each line.
Say cow before and after each line.
Now read the first word from each line bottom-top.
Jokes Submitted by "T. H." (), viasky@uniserve.com
Snow in June!!
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
"Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"It's Snow ... Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"Me, I'm June ... June Hansen," she said.
After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"
"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered, "... having eight inches of Snow in June?"
Jokes Submitted by Sanya (25), Yahoogroup, Canada
Police Story:
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
Jokes Submitted by Tom Hegge (), Plymouth, MN
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