The Pickle, Cucumber and Penis
One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a
conversation:
The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get
fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me
in a jar."
The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad?
Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put
me over salad."
The dick says, "You think that your lives are
tough? Well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a
plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet dark, smelly room
and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose
consciousness!!!"
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