Monica's Ultimatum
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.
When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending us your old people, we will release your election.
Submitted by Cinthia, New Zealand
Monica Lewinsky
Just caught an afternoon press conference and Monica's decided to change over to the Republican party,
seems the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Submitted by Aron Belucci, New Zealand
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