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Religious Boy
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
"do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he
has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken
to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes
pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so
religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
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