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Boy for St. Louis
Johnny and Kip were playing hockey at Forest Park skating rink.
Suddenly a vicious pit bull came up and attacked Kip. Instead of
panicking, Johnny sneaked up behind the dog, stuck his hockey stick
in the dog's collar, and broke the dog's neck.
A reporter from St. Louis heard about what had happened with the boy
and he went to the Johnny's house to him. He asked Johnny how all of
this happened, and Johnny told him. Then he asked Johnny if he could
write about him, and Johnny said sure. So the reporter pulled out his
notepad and started writing, "Blues fan from St. Louis saves friend
from vicious dog."
Johnny said, "I'm not a Blues fan."
So the reporter started writing again. "Cardinals fan from St. Louis
saves friend from dog."
Johnny said, "I'm not a Cardinals fan either."
The reporter finally asked, "What the hell are you a fan of?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Detroit Redwings fan."
The reporter frowned and stared writing again: "Little bastard from
Michigan kills family pet."
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