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Yo Mama Insults
SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
Yo mama so ugly her face is closed on weekends.
Yo mama so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so ugly when she sits in the sand cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.
Yo mama so ugly when she cries the tears run UP her face.
Yo mama so ugly the animals at the zoo feed HER.
SO STUPID
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", she did.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she says she's illegitimate because she can't read.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
SO OLD
Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
SO FAT
Yo mama so fat yo' foreplay is setting up the on-ramps.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters
try to land on her back.
Yo mama so fat when she turns around they throw her a "Welcome Back"
party.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a
time, please."
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now!
Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and George Washington screamed.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get
on her good side.
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