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Keeping a straight face:
"I totally stuck my tongue in his mouth. He lost it, but I think we covered it up."
- Jennifer Elise Cox, (in Maxim) During a sketch about Britney and Prince William in the loo, Jennifer surprised the other comic.
Submitted by Holly Hunter, UK
Stretching the joke:
"I’m Miss Flexible. I’m always doing the splits and shaking my ass as part of my comedy. It’s a misconception that women can’t be sexy and make you laugh."
- Jennifer Elise Cox, (in Maxim)
Submitted by Holly Hunter, UK
Sports News!
"I’ve had my share of players barrel into me. It’s funny, on camera you just see a pile of players and then my blond hair flying everywhere."
- Jill Arrington, sportscaster.
Submitted by Gabriel Pierce, Cardiff
"We cook, clean, entertain, are very hospitable and we make our beds. It's how we were raised. We're like Pilgrims."
- Jaime Pressly, on about Southern girls that drives men so crazy?, playboy's playmate, Drew Barrymore's body double in 'Poison Ivy' and actress of movies like, 'Ringmaster', 'Jack and Jill', 'Tomcats', 'Not Another Teen Comedy' and 'Poor White Trash'.
Submitted by Anka Narain (24), Seattle
Coital-stars?!
"When actors are sleeping together, it takes away from their chemistry on-screen. If two people are attracted to each other on a movie set, they should try to hold out until after it’s done."
- Famke Janssen, the Dutch beauty as Bond villainess Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye, The Faculty, Celebrity, The House on Haunted Hill and Jean Gray in X-Men.
Submitted by Starr Pierce (), USA
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