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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
- Lazerus Long
"Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
- Anne Frank
Suresh Kumar (), New Delhi, India
College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.
- Anonymous
"Now that Harry Potter has taught the nation to read again, maybe they will read something else. Next step: Tolstoy."
- Salman Rushdie (On England's Readers)
Charlie (), London, UK
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history - with the possible exeption of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Radcliffe
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Brad Lee (), Hampashire, England
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